On the Mythical Unwilling Homeseller

Like bearish bulldogs or dishonest salesmen, unwilling homesellers just don't exist. Oxen see morons, allegedly, whatever that might mean. Calculated Risk provides corrugation (without cardboard) here:

only 16% of the agent-sold residential real estate market—REO and non-REO properties—is a result of unforced or optional listings.

See? Jumbo shrimp are supposed to be fine eating if you can actually get ahold of 'em, but good luck...